where the hell am i? figure it out for yourself. we can't help you. in fact, if you're reading this, you already know more than we do. if you're looking for a short little summary, to make you feel better, you're asking too much.

all we know so far is, there are a bunch of people who send us a bunch of completely random stuff which we put here. if you've come this far, you might be one of these people. we don't know what happens after that.. in fact, if you can help us get out of here. please, for humanities sake!

our current knowledge is, this place (planet?) seems to consists of people who appear to enjoy stumbling around in the dark with their hands down and heads out. with enough of them, we think we may be able to escape to another universe.